The eyes of the sheep would blink
As the I would sleep,
The good and the believing
Were all soon receiving,
Man, it really was quite a job
To quite down the praising flock,
So God could sleep,
Counting quiet sheep.

The wolves were nearly out dead
We had to guard their growing,
And have the badder ones assured
That without them the good would feel bit lured,
And so the flock of sheep do need,
A thrill to upkeep peacly hill.

And as the carnivorous animals turned to grass
at start they had this malice arse -
The painful growl got so upright,
That the Zionistic mounters
Nearly fell down on the counters
That keep of the surounders
From Paradise,
A fact known to he who's wise.

But see last week we had a leek
On some of these here counters
Around our Paradise,
Course fourteen mice got up from under,
The first real blunder, for Peter down the gate; -
And we first knew their coming
When Satan on the running,
Reeling with his chains and all, screamed,
'The mice ate all the rice down Judgement Hall' ,
And God took on his slippers
The guards got their equippers
And soon we had this hunt round Heaven,
I tell you Michael got the seven.
The rest of mice we never found
But God screamed, `They're for Hot-Hell bound!'
And Satan looked up from his dish
As if he had another wish.

Spoke Satan, `God Thou Almighty,
Then do also give me cats,
`Course  we got more than enough of rats
To have our Hot-Hell creeping,
So that the folks down there go leaping.
But if you send me these mice
Who blind-passengered Paradise,
They'll be so holy they'll spoilt the lot
And with the rats they'll make a plot,
Dear God, an invasion on Heaven I would foresee,
So this my plea you must agree:

Go let the last mice live here in Heaven,
After all Michael got the seven,
Otherwise they will be back
With all the creeps of Hell to nack!'

One morale is
That if by chance you get to Heaven
And if you must in Heaven hide
You better stay outside
Otherwise your Heaven will be a hell of a ride.

One morale is
That if by chance you get to Heaven
And if you must in Heaven hide
Hide well and keep it tight
You may end in Heaven
For the rest of the ride.