Went into a town full of whiskey and bars.
I said, `Hi folks! I will take you in jars!'
I took them down there, and I waited with the stare,
I locked it topically and pin-puffed of the blare.
    I'm never, no never coming down.
    I'm never, no never coming down.

Went into a town full of whiskey and folk.
I said, `Hi folks! I will take you in Coke!'
I walled up properly and pissed to grace easy,
Saw a bum-mask hat-in-hand hand out a lonely alphabet
Saw the tick-tick-tick tickle-lickers taught their fleeing all by heart
    I'm never, no never coming down.
    I'm never, no never coming down.

Went into a town full of whiskey and boys.
I said, `Hi boys! I will take to the hop!'
I took them down there to their bowery cup.
I waited will-ware, while the winding wound for top.
I scared it seal-seeing and snarled its hurry-heel:
    I'm never, no never coming down.
    I'm never, no never coming down.

Went into a town full of whiskey and girls.
I said, `Hi girls! I will take to the thorn,
For oysters make pearls like dew-drops point dawn.'
I took them down there and I waited with the stare,
I gave them their hair and they knelt no more for square.
    I'm never, no never coming down.
    I'm never, no never coming down.