I am the thief with the magic ring;
I ain't gonna force you into anything

I've got a wizard in my heart,
The Joker is his special card.

I can hear the grass grow when I'm silent
Highway car-crash calls me, I've got to be free.

You are always thinking and doing
So I can't get you alone - you see.

Say, I am thinking! Say, I am doing!
Come to my room and I'll get you, you'll see!

I am the thief with the magic ring
I'm not gonna force you into any thing.

I've got a wizard in my heart,
The Joker is his special card.